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  1. A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to which I responded, "Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons." In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol "Ho." My teacher was the first to laugh. MLIA

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      Haha! Don’t you just love Chemistry? Truth
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      OMG,it’s funnny! but the sad part is i already knew what 67 protons was before the read the whole thing.
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      HAHAHAHAHA. nice. (;
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      proves my point chem does stuff to your brain. LOL
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      Reminds me of a good pick-up line: So you’re a chemist? I guess that means you like to do it on the table periodically?
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      AAAAHAHAHAHAHAH! i cant get over this!
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      Must remember this insult.
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      WTF why doesn’t stuff like this happen in MY chemistry class?
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      A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was...
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      GENIUS! I actually laughed at this!
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      I would so use this xP
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      LMFAO! This should be an inside joke doode! HAHAHAHA.
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      Science jokes are the best. :)
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      Mr Woolie chuckled.
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      THIS MADE ME LOL. OUTLOUD. Hahahahahhaha.
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      ‘Ho’. Made my day.
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      LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Made my day!
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      I hate Chem but I love Science-y humor. :))
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      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i’m doing...homework about elements right now actually. Stolen from...
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      I love these nerdy jokes.
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      Coooolest comeback ever hahahahah.
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      This is fucking outstanding.
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      Reminds me of Sheldon Cooper.
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      moltingredleaves:
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      Used this in the Miley post. HAHA
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      it’s stuff like this that makes me really wish i had applied myself in chemistry
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      Why can’t my AP Chem class be this cool? My teacher wouldn’t even get it because he’s just a football coach who doesn’t...
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      THAT IS AMAZING. wish I could use it but no one will understand… :(
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      I don’t usually understand Chemistry jokes but I almost LOL’d at this.
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      How geeky can one get? :)))
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      bahahahaaaaaaa i hate chem so this is so much funnier somehow
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      Win! *remembers for future use* =))
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      this made me burst out laughing.
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      This made me LOL.
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      LOLOL I love it.
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      see tumblr is helping me study, good. lmfaoo!
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      LMFAO HAHAHAHHAA
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      HAHA this is a joke i would’ve made in that class senior year of high school
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